Jane And The Giant Poop First Ed

Author: Suzanne Schlosberg
Publisher:
ISBN: 0990877442
Size: 20.25 MB
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Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!

The Unmentionables

Author: Bruce Norris
Publisher: Northwestern University Press
ISBN: 9780810125841
Size: 15.53 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Set in western equatorial Africa, The Unmentionables opens with a pugnacious monologue warning the audience to get out while they still have a chance to do something really fun - like watch cable television. Those who resist this directive are treated to a biting satire featuring four Americans hoping to "do good in the world": a young Christian missionary and his ex-fiancee, a disenchanted Hollywood actress, and an aging, wealthy businessman and his desperately lonely wife. A fire set at the missionary's home ignites a night of painful disillusionment, as their notions of how to help the locals are exploded by the realities of money, power, and politics. The stakes rise steadily until they are forced to confront the question of the value of a single life.

Mookie S World

Author: Jane McMurtry, EdD
Publisher: AbbottPress
ISBN: 9781458213525
Size: 16.66 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Ever wonder what it would be like to be a dog? Well, meet Mookie, the newest canine arrival to the literary scene. She’s cute, smart, and sassy. Learning to adapt to the world in her first year of life, she takes us on a comedic journey through house-breaking, holidays, grooming, living with a little sister she really didn’t want – and so much more. Curious and energetic, she has a penchant for getting into trouble and then using her cuteness to wiggle her way out. Mookie’s stories will make you smile and sometimes even laugh out loud. For anyone who has ever owned a dog or for anyone who enjoys a good chuckle, this book is for you.

The Worst Date Ever

Author: Jane Bussmann
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780230741959
Size: 19.45 MB
Format: PDF
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When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator

Black Lung

Author: Joshua Dobson
Publisher: Comet Press
ISBN:
Size: 19.97 MB
Format: PDF
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(WARNING: Contains Explicit Sexual Content) Length: Novelette After nubile young Gretchen is picked up at the bus station by an attractive older woman, she soon finds herself esconced in a palatial mansion with a seemingly unlimited supply of fine sinsemilla and all the weird rich people food she can eat. Gretchen knows her rent and board will be taken out of her supple young body, but little does she suspect how much of it her gorgeous patron will seek to claim. ----------- SeX Files, a Comet Press imprint, is an independent publisher of high heat erotica Visit SeX Files on the web at sexfiles.cometpress.us Follow SeX Files on Twitter and Facebook twitter.com/sexxxfiles facebook.com/sexfileserotica Visit Comet Press on the web at: www.cometpress.us Follow Comet Press on twitter and facebook: twitter.com/cometpress facebook.com/cometpress